dominospizzadelivery:

“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

“It’s bad alright”

as-seenon-tv:

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

zubat:
“denchgang:
“where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone
”
How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?
”

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

itsdeepforhappypeople:

lordwellingtonofficial:

dyrks:

spoopflow:

boopong:

spoopflow:

boopong:

dirudo:

boopong:

spoopflow:

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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u

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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